we all have a favorite eyebrow

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i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

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i stopped caring when i was like 3

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to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i really don’t want to get out of bed i just want to sleep for a couple of days

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when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

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